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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	199

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Towns Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	4403	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	46523

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”