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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	177733

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	2260	Zombie Dances:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	435	New Chunks Explored:	737421
Potions Brewed:	101	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	1467

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5908
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9861

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2314	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2153
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	162	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Animals Bred:	118
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.