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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	786
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.