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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2805	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	184
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	65913

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6000

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8805	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.