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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Farms Harvested:	566	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	2686	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	869102	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	2308

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	5674
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4094
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Potions Brewed:	138
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.