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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5265	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	6478
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Dimension Hops:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	4784	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.