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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	New Chunks Explored:	881528
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	140

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5030	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4370	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6049	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!