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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	7150
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	116	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Farms Harvested:	910	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mines Excavated:	2014	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
New Chunks Explored:	554504	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	973	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!