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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2224	Dragon Eggs Found:	891
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3776
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!