Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1689	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	8381	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4376
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	787967
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6669	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Towns Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.