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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8043
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7335
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8539
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.