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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Farms Harvested:	769	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	360
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	154765	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1340	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5657	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	251	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	1974
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!