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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3405	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6923
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2758	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ores Mined:	3192	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.