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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4359
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9317	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	492	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	102288	Crops Grown:	1362
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7755
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	1901

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.