Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9961	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	480
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2013	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	610
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	137

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	331
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	424242

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!