Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	946	Mines Excavated:	2424
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	70
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2326	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.