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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	8504
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7772
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	355	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	2899	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	4874

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5510	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.