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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	239
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Farms Harvested:	689

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9844	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	3257	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9983

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	654	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	4486
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.