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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	4079
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	423
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	9443
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	9560	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5918	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Emeralds Found:	5856
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	726463

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!