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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Divine Spears Created:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3741

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2765
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	958
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.