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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9535

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ores Mined:	6262	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	151
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4922

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	51
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4824	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!