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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	44573
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	173	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9965
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	3956
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	621139
Zombie Dances:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	147
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	5278
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.