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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	5283	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	193	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8385
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6977	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Villages Defended:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4017	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4711
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8581
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.