Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	299497	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	832733

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Towns Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1698	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6639	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5860
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.