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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6965	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Items Found:	5771
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4740	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Potions Brewed:	164	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1901	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	523	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	826	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.