Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Farms Harvested:	219
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8454	New Chunks Explored:	907999
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6398	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	473
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	661
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Animals Bred:	177
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5469

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8568	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.