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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7709	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	301570
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	5113
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!