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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3757	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Farms Harvested:	687	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	282	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	182
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!