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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1362	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ores Mined:	2459	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4012	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1637
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8044
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!