Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5251	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3773	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3863	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	74121
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	7893

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3420

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.