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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	557

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9381	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3149
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	9615
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	158
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1387	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	4169	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mines Excavated:	2818
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!