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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GG-Survival.net

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	113

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyBlueMC

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SaintMC

Skyblock

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Potions Brewed:	83	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3748	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	8944

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.