Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3098	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5000	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Twilight of the Rhomaioi

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Twilight of the Rhōmaîoi

The year is 1444 and the eyes of all of Christendom are once more focused on the Balkan Peninsula. The seemingly unstoppable expansion of the Ottoman Empire continues, with soul goal of extending their borders all the way to the Danube and beyond. Many have turned to the Papacy for salvation to the ever shrinking Christian states of the Balkans, hoping that a successful crusade could achieve what has been lost at Nikopolis decades before, driving the Turks out of Europe. Who would come victorious in the perpetual struggle of the Eastern Mediterranean, and can the relentless tide of fate be undone? Only time will tell.

Welcome to the Twilight of the Rhomaioi Modpack server. We are a minecraft modded server for 1.19.2. Our ModPack focuses mainly on bringing in the Late Medieval experience, We have; – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Siege mechanics supported by Medieval Siege Machines mod – Factions management, monument system, quests, ranks and prefixes of the Konquest plugin – Creative Plots with World Edit for easy build designing – Deep lore and regular events for every faction, with unique mechanics of Cardinal Collegium, Crusades and civil wars

Join our discord today! Server for CurseForge and Technic Launcher.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Avalon: Minecraft MMORPG (Questing, Epic Boss Teamfights, Survival)

Boss, Bosses, Citzens, Denizen, MCMMO, mmorpg, Npc, PvP, Questing, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

server ip: defend.avalon.todayAvalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 80 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 150 quests, and 7 final bosses with daily loot drops that feature heavily customized MythicMobs. Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Unique NPC-based Questing systemCo-operative Towny environment7 Daily Raid Bosses – Get epic loot!Silk Touch SpawnersCustom CraftingCrates, Voting, Banking, MarriagesMcMMO, Classes and LevellingPets – Capture mobs, and level them up!Global Market system and Auctions

Wilderness world map radius: 10KNether map radius: 8K (glitching on top allowed)End map radius: unlimited (base building allowed).

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Potions Brewed:	122
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3196
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	652474

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Animals Bred:	171
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

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Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	8542

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Knights Community

Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

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Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	95	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bone craft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

[Bonecraft]

Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.