Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Advancius Network🌟FREE RANKS🌟

1v1, bedrock, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Cannon, Casual, challenge, competitive, Creative, Dropper, Dungeons, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, Heroes, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Maze, MCMMO, Minigames, Murdermystery, Needstaff, Plots, Practice, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Small, smp, Spleef, Staff, Survival, Towerdefense, Towny, Uhc, Villagedefense, War, Worldedit, Youtubers

🌟 JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK 🌟Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! ⚔️ COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND ❤️

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

Advancius Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone!

Come join our welcoming community!

We offer a 100% free rank system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:

– Skyblock– Factions– Survival– Prison– Creative Plots– KitPvP– Dropper– Parkour– Bed Wars– Hide and Seek– Murder Mystery– Duels– UHC– BuildBattle– The Maze– Tower Defense– Survival Games– Party Games– Adventure Maps– Custom Events

Server IP: MC.ADVANCIUS.NETDiscord: http://discord.advancius.net/Trailer: https://youtu.be/uJRIEGfbous

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cloud Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CloudAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pinchcliffe SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

• Economy • PvE • mcMMO • Extra Hard

Slots: 100 IP: play.pinchcliffesmp.com Notable Features: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, BlazeAndCaves Advancements DataPack, Simple Voice Chat Discord: https://discord.gg/5A7Q5MB Website: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/ Dynmap: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/map

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

Auctions, Bosses, Civilization, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Dungeons, Economy, Freetoplay, Friendly, Headdatabase, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mmocore, Mmoitems, mmorpg, Mobarena, Modded, Mounts, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Parties, Pets, Playershops, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Sethome, Shops, Skills, smp, Spells, Towns, Towny, Vanilaplus, Voterewards

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	5418	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BeaconSource

Economy, Survival

Note: This server requires you to fill out an application to become a member of our community! Hello! We’re excited to announce BeaconSource SMP has launched! Interested in joining? Read the rules and apply for membership by clicking our website. Guests may feel free to log in and explore the world while waiting on the status of their application. Note: It could take 5 minutes to 2 days for your application to be approved. What can you expect on BeaconSource? We are hosting on a Dedicated server with a Ryzen 9 3950X @ 3.5GHz, 6 GB DDR4 RAM, and 100 GB of NVMe Storage. If you ever have a problem, we have staff members that can help you out as soon as possible! What features does BeaconSource have? The server’s economy runs on Diamonds. You can keep your diamonds safe by depositing them into your virtual bank. (Type /deposit to deposit, Type /withdraw to withdraw, and Type /bank to view your balance) Instead of requiring every player to sleep for the night to skip. Only 50% of the players will be required to sleep to skip the night with the Harbor plugin. Players can create their own shops and sell anything they want. You can become rich with diamonds by running a shop!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	63
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PrismaMC Network

Prison

We are a Minecraft Network that focuses on Survival and Kitmap. We have only just started. I hope you can support us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY

Antigrief, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Chestshops, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Friendly, Griefprevention, Guishop, Loot, Lootcrates, marketplace, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Nogrief, Ranks, Rankup, Silkspawners, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vip, Votifer, Voting, Wild, Wilderness, Wildernesstp, Wildtp

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY Minecraft Server

Click here to view the live map.

Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

1. No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.

2. No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily. (Griefing counts as: Destroying builds, stealing items, lava casting/flooding, trashy builds, invasive claims, etc.)

3. No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.

4. No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Klip Craft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Klip craft! Are you ready for the most epic server you have ever played? Yeah maybe not that good. Here at Klip Craft, we aspire for a fun, safe place for Minecrafters to come together! We are still new but hope to expand!

Due to it being Aternos, It can only be online a specific points. It will mostly be online from 4pm to 7pm, or any time. Gamemodes: -Survival -Creative -Pvp (coming soon)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Solanacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Solanacraft! Earn real Solana outside the game by gaining mSol points ingame! Randomtp and free land plots, active experienced moderation , and aiming to build the best Minecraft community out there. Zero Griefing tolerance.

Each week, by the weekend, the top three players will qualify to earn real Solana! Simple to earn mSol, in game but there’s going to be competition for sure.. only three people can redeem mSol each week for Solana, for now.

Come check us out!

solanacraft.com (Java)

play.solanacraft.com (Bedrock) port:51055

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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Civ, Civilization, Discord, Dropper, Earth, Faction Pvp, Factions, fnaf, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Mythology, new, Origin, Prison, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Small, smp, Survival, Tntwars, Trading, warzone

🟪 Purple Prison: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience Since 2014! 🟪

Welcome to Purple Prison! Since our inception in 2014, we’ve set the standard for Minecraft prison servers. Here’s why we stand out among the rest of the servers on this server list, and why joining us is your next great adventure:

🔒 Epic Prison Gameplay: Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.

🛍️ Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP: Our central spawn buzzes with shops and daily rewards, surrounded by a fierce PVP battleground. Get ready for action!

⚔️ PVP at its Finest: Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.

👥 Supportive Community: Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.

🎨 Creative Plots: Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

💥 Massive Discord Community: Connect with over 120,000 members on our Discord, one of the largest MC Discord servers worldwide!

Join Purple Prison Today! Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

🔗 Server IP: mcip.purpleprison.net🔗 Discord: discord.gg/pp

Join us on our discord server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CareerGens

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock

NEW SERVER LOOKING FOR STAFF, YOUTUBERS AND MORE! COME JOIN THE FUN FOR AWESOME REWARDS INCLUDING FREE MONEY, FREE FLY, OVER $100 PAYOUTS, AND MORE!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HaliaCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games

HaliaCraft is a Minecraft server with almost 3 years of experience that focuses on providing high-quality PVE gaming experiences. The server offers different game modes, each with its own theme and unique features.

Survival Infinity is a custom game mode that combines magical elements with survival game mode. Here, players can venture into a world full of challenges and magic, where they can unlock new abilities and face magical creatures.

There is also a vanilla survival game mode for those who prefer a more traditional gaming experience. In this mode, players can build, explore, and survive in a randomly generated world without many modifications.

Survival Earth is a replica of planet Earth in Minecraft, where players can explore and join different countries or create their own country. This game mode offers a unique and educational gaming experience for those interested in the geography and culture of different countries.

The server also has a custom Skyblock game mode, where players start on a floating island and must build and expand their base in the sky.

Coming soon, we will also open a new game mode called OneBlock, which is a variant of Skyblock but with an automatically expanding island.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Amethystia [Java/Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chill, Creative, Hangout, Hungergames, Lore, Minecraft, Norules, PvP, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

Looking for a chill Minecraft experience? Check out Amethystia!IP: mc.omada.cafe

Official WebsiteDiscordMatrix Space

We are most active in our Discord server/Matrix space!Come join us!

NOTE: We are currently in GAMMA phase.This is a rare phase in development for projects thatcomes directly after beta phase. This means the server is NOT FINISHED, but it is 100% playable for a normalsurvival experience. Expect some bugs and unfinished areas, that seem “lackluster”, especially in our PVP areas.

No chat reporting, minimal rules (no hack clients or hate speech), and a range of features to keep you busy. We try and promote the freest playstyle possible. Though we are slowly regaining activity, we have a solid community and rich lore, and have been around since 2021! Java and Bedrock supported! Let’s have some fun!

Unique Features

♦ Claims are enabled! Use /claimbook for a helpful guidebook.♦ Claims are disabled in a 500 block radius from 0,0, overworld and nether. Grief, build, pvp like its anarchy in this area.♦ Kill a player to obtain their head!♦ FFA KitPvP/CPVP and Duels (Type /pvp, /cpvp to access FFA Arena. Type /duel to duel any player you wish)♦ Hunger Games (type /hungergames) Fight to the death in the incredible Amberlight V3 map!♦ Chat to Discord via in-game chat and vice versa!♦ /tpa enabled♦ /sethome and /home enabled for up to 10 homes. You can teleport to your bed via /bed.♦ Message encryption is disabled, meaning the report system from Microsoft does not and will never work on here.♦ Farms cannot be trampled.♦ Cats won’t prevent you from opening chests♦ Proximity Voice Chat (Download the mod from Curseforge here)♦ Dynmap®: click here

“Rules”

1. You may destroy, steal, and build as much as you want. This server has no rules regarding the content of what you make or where you make it, or how you make it, as long as it does not break any of the rules following this one.2. No using hack/cheat/utility mods.3. No hate speech.4. Claims exist to protect your stuff. If you forget to claim your stuff and its gets stolen… well, that’s not our fault.

Owners: Wamuu and Fluffery

Come join our community! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9111
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cygen Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skywars, Towny

Cygen Network is meant to be a non pay to win server where you and you friends can play peacefully. we are always updating and adding more to the server so make sure to check it out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Stoned Golem 1.20.1 [Proximity Chat] -Voice Chat SMP (Supports Bedrock) Winter Update!

Claims, Community, Cooperative, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Fun, Graves, Griefprevention, MCMMO, multiplayer, Paperspigot, Proximity, Proximitychat, Proximityvoicechat, Seasons, smp, Survival, Togglepvp, VOICE, Voicechat

The Stoned Golem

Six brief explanations of how our server functions are provided below!

* We are a social proximity chat server.* A mature acting community is what we anticipate.* We strive to conduct ourselves in an ethical and caring manner at all times, especially towards our members.* The server is running in Hard mode.* We DO NOT run a pay-to-win server!* We organize events for our server and members!

Some distinctive features of our server include:

~ We have seasons and a calendar year. ~ You will get a key when you vote for the server that can be used to unlock crates and earn rewards at spawn!~ As a result of our player stores, you are free to sell anything you like.~ DrMap~ When you die on the server, graves will appear where you recently died. Crouch and right-click your grave to quickly grab your inventory!~ Custom Cd’s~ Vein Miner.~ McMMO (The skills are not activated; it is merely for levels and casual competition.)~ Branded items! Put a brand on your item so that, in the unlikely event that it is stolen, we can instantly determine whether it belongs to you.~ Claims~ Waystones ~ Armor Stand Editor

PVP is switchable, meaning you can turn it off and on! Due to the fact that we do not operate a PVP-based server, we do not actually have any PVP-based plugins. PvP aficionados do exist among our player base, though!

Players from all over the world are welcome to join, and there is no set age limit. The majority of players are teenagers, but that is not the case all throughout server.

The server has been running since April of this year! The map therefore isn’t that old. The entire map is viewable on our dynamic map. We can expand the overworld if necessary; it is currently at 30k.

IP INFO + MORE:

• IP: TheStonedGolem.live

• Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live:19998

• Discord: click here

• Dynmap: click here

• Server Website: click here

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.