Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2290	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MasonSMP

MCMMO, Survival

– Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

– Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackIsAwesome

Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	4471
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

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Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!

BETA FEB 2024

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4937	Dragon Eggs Found:	7091

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Flashbang s Roleplay

Roleplay

RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

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Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7456
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aussie Hermitcrabs

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HellTech Network

Survival

An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cloud Survival

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Cloud Survival

Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

– Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DungeonPvP

Bedwars, PvP

India’s leading 1.19 PvP server. With low ping. Duels with intricate system and active members and staff.No lag

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4345

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community

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The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Introducing The Cavern

The Ultimate Survival Towny Experience…

The Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us!

──── Getting Started ────

IP: mc.thecavern.net

BEDROCK PORT: 19132Website: www.thecavern.net

Discord: www.thecavern.net/discord

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

──── Features ────

• Slimefun

• KeepInventory

• Weekly Art Competitions

• Dungeons / Bosses• Fishing Tournaments (70+ Unique Fish)

• 1,000+ Quests

• mcMMO

• Jobs

• Balanced Economy

• Player Shops

• Player Warps

• Tamable Pets

• Secure Trading

• Playtime Rewards

• Dynmap

And so much more!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlanetCore

PvE, Survival

The deeper you go, the hotter it gets and the more dangers you encounter. Go to my discord server, here an invite link: https://discord.gg/vZGP28c

You need to download the modpack in my discord in order to join my server.

Planetcore add many layers underground where you can dig all the way to the core and inside, located below 4800 blocks deep. Each layer are 256 blocks deep and consist of a new rock tier with more valuable ores. You need to find the best ores in each layer and craft a better pickaxe in order to break the next rock tier.

Know more about my mod in curse forge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/planetcore

Goodluck reaching the core!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Regorland

Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft and bedrock server for all premium and non-premium users, a server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. You can play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

English: Regorland is a Spanish Minecraft and Bedrock server for all premium and non-premium players. The server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. Join and you will be able to play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

morefun.apexmc.co

Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!