Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Potions Brewed:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	49090	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MonsterCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

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Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	102	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

spawn around

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.