Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8972	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ores Mined:	5303
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6035
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

Server IP: survival-pi.com

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

Abyss Quinn, Jasmeowthecat, Minecraft, Skippy87, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Essence SMP

Survival

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ReformedCraft

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5528	Emeralds Found:	5306
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7484	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Covet Network

Buildbattle, Crystalpvp, Duels, Hungergames, Murdermystery, Paintball, Parkour, Randomkits, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Tntrun, Villagedefense

About This ServerWe have a plethora of servers in development and currently running! We have tons of optimizers, modes, and gameplay to choose from. Hunger Games, Parkour, Duels you name it! Have fun!What is the server IP for covet?The IP address of covet Minecraft server is play.covet.networkHow do I play on the covet Minecraft server?Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Covet Network.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	1477
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ironcraft Austria

A good server with nice players. No whitelist. Forum at: http://forum.ironcraft.at.vu You must read the rules to be unlocked. Trailer on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kf9mcGXe0E Iron forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9525	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheaLater

Economy, Mini Games

This is a welcoming cottage core server with a discord. Its super fun and vanilla. We have lots of shops to buy stuff and everywhere you go you will see cute builds. Come join 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Love Letters Sent:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Factory Tycoon 1.18.x – 1.20.x Bedrock/Java

Automation, Chestshops, Custom, Farming, Minions, Other, Plots, Plotsquared, Rankups, Shops

Welcome to Factory tycoon.

This is a tycoon style game, your end goal is to have the most money on the server.You can achieve this goal by making your own automated farms or you can use the minions, you can even use custom generator blocksthat produce crops without you needing to do anything.You are also able to get more building space by using the money you earned.

We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	6724	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.