Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9312	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ashvale RPG

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	5223	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

space hub smp

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OnlineMinecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hell Beyond Earth

Anarchy

Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FishyCraft

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.