Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BackAnarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, KitPvP

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4212	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockKingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

For over the past half-decade, server owner ChickensBurning has been diligently developing a series of balanced, secure, and riveting Minecraft servers. These servers have garnered a strong, tight-knit following over the years that gives a sense of community rarely seen in Minecraft.

Grind and level-up with MCMMOs, an RPG plugin that adds powerful abilities to the game, or maybe expand your tech-tree and create new machines and tools with the Slimefun plugin. Conquer the wilderness and create the settlement of your dreams with the Towny plugin, and invite your friends to expand your nation!

You want a plugin that BlockKingdom does not have? No problem! BlockKingdom’s server files are open to the public for review and recommendations on GitHub off of the server’s official website; https://blockkingdom.org. Just simply access the files or contact one of our friendly admins on the BlockKingdom official discord.

Enjoy the optimal Minecraft experience, and welcome to BlockKingdom!

Connect Now Server: blockkingdom.org Discord: https://discord.blockkingdom.org Website: https://blockkingdom.org

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NightCoffe – SkyPvP

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

NightCoffe | SkyPvP – 1.16.5-1.19.1:

● Hundreds of unique items ● Buying and opening chests ● Unique package for each rank ● Auction house, trading ● Custom missions (coming soon..) ● Unique daily chest reward ● Fight, evolve and mine ● All our islands have unique items.

Join us too: ● play.skyreflect.hu -> Diamond Block

Owner: ItzMyYeti

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kenziecraft

Kenziecraft is a survival server!

This server is faction-based, so you can create your own factions and invite your friends to play with you!

This server allows raiding and PVP. So if you don’t expect to loose your things once in a while, expect the unexpected.

This server is a small community, and we need new players, like you!

This server has the MCMMO plugin to maximize your PVP experience! Level up your sword, bow, and acrobatics skills to become the champion faction!

The server has a unique staff, which will help you with whatever you may need. The staff is EmmyKenzie (Owner) sparedtugboat (Admin) AssassinofCreed (Admin) Thaddman45 (Moderator(Myself)) and Mason (Moderator)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Adventure More

Survival

Just a server you play with friends, not strict or anything. you can do what ever you want honestly just have fun…. bedrock ip (31.214.162.23) port: (63373)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mines Excavated:	2330	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

pixeLLegends

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PIXELLEGENDS FACTIONS

Jobs, Custom Made, Towny, Dungeons, PvP, Events, Leaderboards, Ranks (Ingame Currency), Bosses, King of the Hill,, Crates!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mising Pieces gaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Missing pieces gaming Minecraft Server! The server is automatically in survival. There is an in-game shop which can be accessed by all players to both buy and sell things, mobs have different levels which corresponds to their health. You gain skill points for different skills in minecraft when more levels are gained there are more abilities available. The admins are also really kind too 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelmon Gaming

Pixelmon, Survival, Survival Games

Our specifications – Core – 3.9GHz Intel 8 Core HDD – 2 x 120GB SSD 2 x 1TB SATA RAM – 32GB – Bandwidth? – ~900 mb/s up ~900 mb/s down

Our store – buy Masterballs, ranks, titles, Pokémon and more! – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/vipstore

Check out our map if you want a quick overview – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/pokecraftmap

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2324
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	819
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	201
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6729

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!