Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gamechurch City

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SerendipityMCS

Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Scrambler

PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RebornPvP**Factions~

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Planet Beacon

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	697	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spiralcraft

Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CapricaTown.net

You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VillagerCraft

Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9176	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealmKeepers

Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

teh3l3m3nts

As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crimson Realms

Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

www.CrimsonRealms.tk

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	6101
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pacific State

Gr8 Server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	7649	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

« PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants

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Primal Factions Brings Back The Fun We All Miss!FRESH MAP APRIL 8th

We created Primal Factions out of our love for that classic 1.8 factions experience we missed so much. Servers like these are hard to find and most have game breaking aspects so we sought out to create our own server. Our staff team and server want to stick to the pure simplicity that made factions back then so much fun and we hope to see you on the server!

Sever IP – play.primalfactions.com

Sever Website – www.primalfactions.com/

1.8 COMBAT

Factions

KOTH Events w/ Custom ArenasCustom PvP Arena w/ EventsIn Game Rank ProgressionPvP EnovysMcMMOHeadhunterGapple CooldownsCustom CratesCombat LogMending In 1.810k World BoarderEnd & Nether WarpsOld School Setup & Style

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cosmic Craft

[TOWNY] [RPG] – Under Construction [RANKS] [ECONOMY] [PVP ARENAS] [LOOKING FOR STAFF] [24/7]

We at Cosmic Craft HQ have wiped of the dust breathed new life into this server, with new plugins, an improved website and monthly build comps, the server will be like it has never been before, and once a decent cash flow is established, there are plans to open up a Tekkit Server, RPG-PVE Server, a Faction server and many more, all of which will be joining the universe of Cosmic Craft early this year! We look forward to seeing you all in the new universe soon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VeryPug

A Minecraft server based off of young America: Freedom! Although you can’t do EVERYTHING, you have a ton more flexibility as a player here. Ranking up will not be difficult if you’re a good person. There’s plenty to do and lots of awesome people who visit regularly! Yes, “hacks” that are NOT malicious to the server ARE legal, but we ask that you not use them in PvP or server activities. Please have fun and use rare opportunity to make this the best experience on Minecraft ever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	763
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.