Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Potions Brewed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	8006	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3157

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	86	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Runes Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	64
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	407178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	643002	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

qubecraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	214
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!