Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hypercraft.pl

I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheWorldOfRaid

Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	313091
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

SurvivalTime Has 14Servers in 1 IP HungerGames SkyWars Splurge CTF SkyBlock And Much More, Join Today! IP: SG.SurvivalTime.co.uk

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8663	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WestWorldMC

Hi Welcome to West World! People love our server because I stress community so much; we are naturally kind to one another. Land doesn’t, I repeat, DOES NOT get griefed! Every player may protect their land from the start and we incorporate some of the best mods. Visit the Funhub and experience are wide variety of games! So much to tell! You got to just come and try us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DuskCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5767	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	127
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TechyCraft

This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DragonPvP

DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ShadowRealms!

ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	122	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Worlds

Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	262
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

zombie apocalypse

This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HaftaCraft

We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

– Nixium – PvE –

We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!