Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	563
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LegionCraft

(LEGIONCRAFT) What kind of server is this? -Legioncraft is a hosted server where players get to do a variety of activities with different worlds

What can I do on this server? -Currently, server is just survival, but custom kits, minigames, skyblock, and many more activities are coming soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OtakuCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join Today @ OtakuCraft.co.uk We are a Worldwide community of Otaku’s,Anime Lovers, Cosplayers Who own a Minecraft Server, on the Behalf of Anime-JP Cosplays

Our Server had a wide range of plugins as well as giving new players a Home when they join, Players can Donate for as little as 10p for creative and Diamond Status on the server

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	708607	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Command PvP

Hello guys. Today I’m here to talk to you about a new server that me and afew other friends have been working immensely hard on for the past 2 or more weeks. The server began as a HardCorePvPing server. But we had a change of heart and decided to make it a hub server. We have many minigames including Spleef, SurvivalGames, Brawl, TNT run and many more. We have donations set up and permissions running perfectly. This is a great server to have fun with your friends on, Join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	3178
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Squidcraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Insaneprison OP prison

Prison

An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server! Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	619
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Insomniagames

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Horde RPG Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

☆Your journey begins here☆

Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

★Features★

✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

✔Shops

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3129
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

McGroove Hunger Games

Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	808

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DexlFactions

Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

touchedcraft

♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dimension Hops:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrimsonSkylands

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GCW Survival Server

A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InsaneMc

Survival, Towny

Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

[Cracked server] Open 24h

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.