Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8888
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	3533

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	3680	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9750
Dragon Eggs Found:	8159	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4504
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	638
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	932
Villages Defended:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonEyePvp

Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Voltzinators

This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cuboid Crunch RAID

Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

destructioncraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crops Grown:	6327	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.