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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	3359
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Dimension Hops:	0	New Chunks Explored:	981723
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mines Excavated:	4276

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	9266
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crops Grown:	2313

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Animals Bred:	116
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4716	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	387782	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Strongholdcraft

A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!