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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	9346
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9649
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mine51

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NorthPVP

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Runes Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArtieriamCraft

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lockcraft ONLINE

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mcorigins

Factions

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	6298	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GoldenChicken

We are a great survival server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5730
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VikkCraft.com

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	New Chunks Explored:	713822
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.