Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2945

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	2942	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	2673
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

darkage

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	908
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ender PvP

Hello!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DarkCrest Bending Server

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DarkCrest Bending Server

IP: darkcrest.cf.gs Version: Spigot 1.12 Website: darkcrestmc.enjin.com

DarkCrest is a long-time running bending server centered around our community. We want our players to feel involved and welcomed on our server. As a result, they take much action in decisions regarding the server. We are the first public bending server to have opened dating back to when orion304 began developing Minecraft: The Last Airbender. Our server is now themed on ProjectKorra and has always committed itself towards a bending survival world of Minecraft. On our server, players are free to roam around, build a town with friends, test their bending abilities against one another, and more. Come join now for a great time on DarkCrest Bending Server!

With the latest server update as of February 25, 2017, we have a fresh new world and new rules. In this new server, bending revolves around a faction world where griefing and raiding are allowed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	4590	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DrewperCraft

This is a fun RPG server. We have loyal staff and players. Staff will respect all players, and we expect the same treatment back. We have the boria map and players are allowed to build were ever they want. Grief is allowed in the wild. Please have fun and enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3871

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GAQ_SERVER

GAQ team here! We’d love to get some people on our server. TEAMSPEAK HOSTING. This server is a SURVIVAL server. We offer factions, economy, and mini-games. We aim to have multiplayer gameplay that involves vanilla and the competative side of minecraft. FIGHT FOR LAND, CREATE SOMETHING NEW, MEET NEW PEOPLE, FRIEND OR FOE. but mainly have fun 🙂 ~GAQ Team

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	9425	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftBest

Polish server

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GlowstonePVP.com

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

GlowstonePvP is a PvP server hosted in Europe, with 99% uptime. The server is running well for about 2 years now! The server is based on massive PvP to experience the best gameplay, but we also have other extended gamemodes.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MiniTrixter

Awesome teams! join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).