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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9532	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3841

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	140	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4953

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5347	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1195

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	417371
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.