Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.

gamersgeek.nz | Forums

=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op

=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Crops Grown:	1634
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644658
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Tekkit, Towny

Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mines Excavated:	1914
Farms Harvested:	469	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dave Craft

Mini Games, Survival

This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BanzaiMC OP Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.

Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VeneCraft

Parkour, Survival, Towny

Towny Server, EpicWorld, MiniGames, SkyBlock. – Crackshot, chairs, World Guard, World edit, Towny , Ieconomy, Group manager, time fold, werewolves(disabled atm), vampires, lasers. PG13. No harassing , bad language and follow all local-state-country laws. Shop keepers to trade for gems which u can then sell for money to support your towns…Gladiator Combat Every Sunday 2PM EST.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fritten Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Toothwitch Minecraft Server!

GameModes that we offer on the server: -Survival -Creative – Bedwars -Instagib (Our own GameMode) -Runner (Like TNT Run only with more fun) -One in the Quiver/One in the Chamber -More in development!

We’re all ears when it comes to mini-game suggestions. Currently in progress: Instagib with Capture the Flag

Have fun and join our community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Darkrpmc

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Player will be able to choose jobs such as shopkeeper, supplier, mayor, or citizen (default).

Mayors: Can start towns. Must advertise and govern effectively in order to increase number of residents (Citizens, Shopkeepers, Suppliers). Must have knowledge of world-guard plugin commands for claiming town as well as setting up shops and homes to rent out to player residents. Must build their own town. May hire Construction players to help with building process. Mayors may expand town size multiple times for a fee. A mayor may not be inactive for more than 10 days in a row – results in a demotion (method for obtaining a replacement mayor has not yet been determined) Mayors may also switch jobs, but must pay a fine determined by the number of residents in their town. (The exact details on the fine have not yet been determined)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CookieCrafts

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

web: http://webcookiecrafts.enjin.com ip: 216.245.196.173:25565

– SKYBLOCKS – DROP CUSTOMS – Kit PVP (+50 Kits) – FACTIONS – MCMMO – PARCELAS CUSTOMS (50×50) – SHOPS – PARKOURS REWARDS – GUNS (ARMAS AK-47 – SNIPER – GRANADE – AIR FIRE – PISTOLS – KNIFE – SHIELDS – MOLOTOV AND +20 WEAPONS CUSTOMS) – TEXTUREPACK

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PumpkinQuest

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a plain vanilla server and I intended to keep it that way. Please, do not ask me to add this or that plug-in. I will not be adding anything. All items are to be worked for and will not be given out by any Admin. The Admin are also not permitted to spawn items, for that would be an unfair advantage.

While most anything goes, there are a few ground rules to keep things running smoothly.

No Hacking. Any Hacking will be banned immediately or on valid report to an Admin. Don’t build on or very near to spawn. Your things will be destroyed by the passing griefers and you will mostly likely be taken advantage of. Setup someplace safe and work from there. Don’t whine or complain when someone takes your things. This will happen and it is allowed. Everyone is not to be trusted. Use your head; this world is unsafe and unkind to newcomers. Good Luck.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FlameCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

FlameCraft: A guaranteed awesome small server. Ever since the beginning of September of 2014, FlameCraft has been up and running. Started out as 3.2.8, now it’s constantly updated with the newest version of Pixelmon. We have steady staff, but we could use more staff. Constantly improving, constantly making changes. Be a part of the success of what is known as FlameCraft!

Constantly Updated! – The server is updated every time a new version of Pixelmon is sent out (Maybe a day late because of BETAs)

24-7 Uptime: Server will always be up, no matter what. Beware of server restarts though, you’ll be warned before anything.

Friendly players and staff: We are a friendly server and anybody whose tries to ruin it, will be redirected away from the server.

Motivated: Always wanting to improve to make things better. Bigger and better server means more people will love it. That’s what we strive for, greatness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	New Chunks Explored:	477704
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyHype

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to The Original SkyHype™, the place where your home in the sky is just waiting to be explored! SkyHype™ is a fully custom developed skyblock server created to be fun, unique, balanced, and offer hundreds of fantastic features. From being able to own dozens of different islands with large biome based themes, this skyblock server offers more features and customization than you will know what to do with! Join the Hype today, and see what it’s all about! See you on SkyHype™!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6920	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChaosPVP

Factions, PvE, PvP

ChaosPVP is a Factions server that aims to provide a fresh and enjoyable experience. With mcMMO, Auctions, Lottery, Crates, and more, everything added aims to contribute to your experience, not the other way around.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnleashedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to UnleashedMC! We currently provide the following servers: – ON Prison – Factions – KitPvP – Skyblock

Features: – Many different custom plugins for an enhanced player experience – Constant updates with brand new features and bug fixes – A tight knit and welcoming community of players and staff

Server IP: ulmc.net Website: https://ulmc.net TeamSpeak: ts.ulmc.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Divine Spears Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PvP server

Factions

we Pvp come and fight

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OmniKraft Modded

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

WELCOME TO THE OMNIKRAFT COMMUNITY We’re more than just a server, we’re a community!

To be a member of OmniKraft, means you’re part of something that is larger than all of us! What makes us stand out from other Minecraft servers is that we define ourselves by the impact we make on those who join. We recognize that it’s you, the player that matters most, not the server itself. You are joining a family, one that welcomes everyone when they log in, one that asks how you’re doing, and one that helps if you’re having a bad day.

We know that our members are responsible for helping us grow, and keeping us here with their donations. We ensure the best possible experience for all, and won’t tolerate anything that diminishes that. With weekly polls, and an open and supportive forum environment, we make sure that all with ideas are heard equally and that no form of bullying happens.

If you are interested in joining community, apply for our whitelist here: www.omnikraft.net/whitelist

Find us on Instagram and Twitter @OmniKraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.