Funnier Origins SMP

Active players, application, Application Process, artists, building, content creators, cool people, CPM Models, custom origins, Datapack, Dedicated, funnier, Funnier Origins, Hermitcraft-like, invite, Lore, minecraft server, Mod Makers, new members, Origins, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

New Minecraft Servers

UNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists
Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form Link

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Void Armor Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3557

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8652
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	6941
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	578268
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realm of Idols 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, eiex, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol company, idol corp, idol encore, idol endless, idol eternals, idol genesis, idol wildfyre, IDOLS, kai saikota, Kawaii, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, phase connect, pixel link, poko rakun, Realm, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V4Mirai, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

Block Breakupz

BLOCK, Breakupz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615

Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!